Today I saw a Buddhist monk in his robes cracking himself up taking selfies with a cardboard cut out of the Pope. I’ve seen world peace, and it thinks it’s hilarious.
Printing this and hanging it up in the laundry room ☺
tumblr has taught me more about real life than real life ever has
did i just learn a second language
I’ve been waiting for this for ages.
NOW MY CLOTHES WILL STOP DYING
Groucho-ism #1
Friendly reminder: The weather tomorrow should be pretty nice.
every fucking year
WE FOUND IT.
WE FOUND BETELGEUSE FIVE.
Remember when we read about touchscreen and ebook before those things exist? Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to find myself a nice towel.
I always keep one near by. Terrifying stuff.
Remind me to buy a special keep-with-me-at-all-times towel later